i'm a murderer
picture this scene:
i am standing on my bed with a towel in my hand, scanning the room very carefully for mosquitoes
they love to hang out on the ceiling and since it's all white, it's very easy to spot them
i locate the target, aim the towel and shoot, if my swing is fast enough, you see a body dropping on floor
if not, they panic, fly very fast in circles, but almost always land again in the same spot or very close
i can tell you that it's a very stupid animal.
i don't know why mosquitoes love me so much but i'm here to tell them all that my room is a war zone
enter at your own risk. i won't rest or go to sleep till there is no more buzzing in my ear!!